C rescent moon, we sing with you



So this guy tried to hypnotize me at work today.

eatingisfab:

look whos still single in 2014

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When couples join their Facebook accounts because they don’t trust each other enough to have separate ones.

capekalaska:

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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

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helioscentrifuge:

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sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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Police arrive based on the priority of your call. Obviously if it’s not threatening, they’re gonna show up to a murder or whatever first.

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